Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
Team I can’t, I have rehearsal
theatres with chandeliers confuse me like
have you not learned
All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
Coulson: Team, I have something very important to tell you.
Skye: What is it?
Coulson: Maybe you should sit down for this.
the team sits down
Coulson: Simmons is Hydra
team bursts into laughter
Skye: Ok, but really what do you have to tell us?
Coulson: Yeah, I really had you going there for a second. chuckles But seriously, she did infiltrate Hydra though.
Skye: Oh shit.
Welcome to my blog! Joan Alyssa. 20. Patisserie student. New Zealand.