crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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sizvideos:

Video

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fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

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phantomofthemotherfuckingopera:

theatres with chandeliers confuse me like

have you not learned

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coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

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needtohearyousayit:

Coulson: Team, I have something very important to tell you.

Skye: What is it?

Coulson: Maybe you should sit down for this.

the team sits down

Coulson: Simmons is Hydra

team bursts into laughter

Skye: Ok, but really what do you have to tell us?

Coulson: Yeah, I really had you going there for a second. chuckles But seriously, she did infiltrate Hydra though.

Skye: Oh shit.  

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atheistj:

1x20

image

2x03

image

Me:

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